My Name is Claus. I'm a Cop. Holiday Cop.

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: November 4, 2006

Officer Claus? Are you the real, REAL Holiday Cop?
Why yes Suzie, I am.
Could I have a new bicycle and a new dolly for Christmas? And a....
Oh, no Suzie. I don't bring presents to good little boys and girls. I lock up BAD little boys and girls! Have YOU been a bad girl, Suzie?
Well...I tried to be good.
Tsk tsk, Suzie. You know I always know when you've been naughty. Your Mommy & Daddy gave you up...they told me about the weed in your crayon box.