My Name is Claus. I'm a Cop. Holiday Cop.

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: November 8, 2006

Are you the Notorious April Fool?
Nope. I'm May Day...haha..I Kid, I'm not really May Day..unless I'm in trouble..then it's a big Mayday! But I kid...ha ha!
You know, it is entirely within my right to arrest you for obstruction of justice and haul your ass downtown.
um...April Fool...right? You kid?
Yep! I kid...I'm just gonna shoot ya and save myself the paperwork.
-gulp- mayday!