You're a Book Store, Aintcha?

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: November 9, 2006

Mam, which book is better? "HAM, THE HAPPY MEAT" or "EAT HAM, DIE HAPPY?"
I'm sorry sir, I am a vegetarian. I really couldn't tell you which one is best. I can tell you which one sells better though!
Are you too stupid to know your product, huh? Geez lady, I'm the customer!
I'm sorry, sir. My bad. "EAT HAM, DIE HAPPY" is the better of the two.
Oh, yea? Why is that?
It costs more.