You're a Book Store, Aintcha?
Author: christopher7murphy
Date: November 9, 2006
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| Mam, which book is better? "HAM, THE HAPPY MEAT" or "EAT HAM, DIE HAPPY?" | |
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| I'm sorry sir, I am a vegetarian. I really couldn't tell you which one is best. I can tell you which one sells better though! | |
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| Are you too stupid to know your product, huh? Geez lady, I'm the customer! | |
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| I'm sorry, sir. My bad. "EAT HAM, DIE HAPPY" is the better of the two. | |
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