The Wizard 'o Puns

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: November 17, 2006

-hello- I recently purchased your latest spell book...and well...I was watching TV as I was chanting a spell, and....
Oh no! You must NOT practice spells with the television turned on. It is a distraction
TELL me about it! As I cast the spell, my channel changer flew from my hand and out the window!
Do not fret. When it rains tonight, your controller will fall back to you.
Is it suppose to rain tonight?
There is a REMOTE possibility.