You're a Book Store, Aintcha?

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: November 19, 2006

hello- Mr. Johns, your copy of "Preston's Guide to Showdogs" has arrived at the book store.
ALREADY?? I was told it was going to take a week to ten days to arrive! It's only been three days!
"A week to ten days," is usually how long it does take, sir. This one just happen to come quicker.
Do you mean to say it COULD have taken LONGER than ten days?
Yes, sir.
Can't you guys do ANYTHING right?