Paging Dr. Roget

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: November 26, 2006

Miss Jones! We have found a number of reference books stuffed up your rectum.
It is neccessary that we remove the obsructing volumes as soon as we can. But we can only do it a little at a time.
-gasp- Will you have to operate?
Yes. And we will start by removing the appendix!