A Secret Surprise in Every Box!

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: December 2, 2006

Heh Heh! Tonight's the night I find out if my new girlfriend is a "natural" red head!
What do you mean by that?
Duh! I'm gonna see her naked! And I'll be able to tell what color her hair is by...you know... checking "down there!!"
-GASP-
Whats wrong?
I just realized...MY WIFE IS BALD!!!