Keep a Wrapper Handy

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: December 12, 2006

Mr. Owl? How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsi Roll Tootsi-pop?
Ask Mr. Turtle. I'm sick of answering these lame ass riddles!
Well. Aren't you in a surly mood today?
Don't think I didn't see what you did!
How many licks will it take Mr. Turtle?
Just one. By then he'll realize you pooped on that little girl's Pop.