Dial Tone Therapy

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: December 13, 2006

Hello? This is the office of Dr. Ubetcha. What seems to be the trouble?
Doctor! It's my wife's gambling problem. She hasn't made a bet in over two months!
That is a GOOD thing. She is learning to control her addiction.
But she tosses and turns in her sleep. She dreams about gambling! She's in agony!
How bad is it?
This morning, I farted...and a roll of nickles shot out my ass.