You're a Book Store, Aintcha?

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: December 18, 2006

Do you have the book, "Last Toot in the House"?
Yes..that's in our Biography section, I'll go get....
No...It WOULDN'T be there. You see, yesterday I hid it on another shelf because I couldn't afford it then and you had one copy left.
...and now I forgot where I put it. Why won't YOU help me! You're a Book Store, AINTCHA?
Well...your little trick worked a bit TOO well, toots!