Letters From the Pipe Line, Two-Ply..Extra Absorbant
Author: christopher7murphy
Date: December 31, 2006
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Greetings, True Believers! We have recieved thousands of letters asking us just HOW does BATador's Pipe Line work!
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| "Dear T.P. Comics, For year's, I've tried to send my friends messages using my toilet. I can never seem to get my point across. What gives?" | |
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It's quite simple. Because of the unique placement of our hero's Super-Secret Headquarters at the bottom of the valley near Audass City,
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| ...signed, T. Stark, New York City, U.S.A. | |
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all sewage trickles down the drain STRAIGHT to BATador's very own "receiver." Anyone in the city can contact our hero with a well crafted code system and a rich source of fiber!
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| So...it's kind of like the "Shit rolls downhill theory" at work, huh? | |
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