So Far, He Always Runs Unopposed

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: December 31, 2006

The Mayor of Audass City and his assistant, Harvey Bent.
Your Honor, I'm worried. BATador should have been here by now. What should I do?
I say, Screw him!
But Sir, what would the voters think?
Okay, okay. Have the police keep an eye out for him, and call his partner. That should show the voters I am a compassionate man.
Then I say, Screw him!