You're a Book Store Aintcha?

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: January 28, 2007

Book Sellers Rule: The older a male is, the more they giggle in packs. They seldom giggle when alone.
Excuse me, but you and your buddies will have to put down the sex books and leave.
Hey maaan! I'm over eighteen, dude! You can't stop us from reading!
Book Sellers Rule: If a group of men giggle in a bookstore, they are looking at dirty books.
Oh...I know you're twenty something. The giggling gives you away and it disturbs the other customers.
Book Sellers Rule: A bookstore is the only place in tha man's life where the term "giggle" is acceptable.
If you WERE underage, you would be sneakier.
-heheh- Dudes! She thinks I'm still in my twenties!-heheh-