Paging Dr. Roget

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: January 31, 2007

Miss Jones! Your X-ray shows that you now have a painting of a Soup Can inserted into your...your...
My Warhol?
Miss Jones! You must STOP putting great works of art up your rectum!
Well...where else can they Van Gogh?
Your ass is NOT meant for great literature or art! What's next? Great music?
Do you want to hear Beethoven's final Movement?