Jurrasic Perks:A Surreal Look at What Really Killed theDinos

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: February 3, 2007

Grrrr! Who are you?
I'm your new boss! You are being demoted to Mail Room!
But I have a family! What about my benifits?
I'm giving the monkeys your job. They seem better qualified and willing to work for less pay.
So what are our responsibilities?
I don't know, I just took the position for the free office supplies.