Waste Not, Want Not

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: February 9, 2007

Welcome to the Clothes Barn.
I've been on a crash diet and I need some new pants.
Congratulations! You must be proud of your new slimmer self!
I sure am! I'm loosing about seven pounds, six ounces a day!
Cool. I need to know your waist.
Ohhh....I usually take a seven pound dump...and six ounce piss every morning.