Standards: Lowered. Expectations: Nil. Change: Little.

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: February 14, 2007

So how was your Valentine's Day, Chum?
Great!
So you got lucky, huh?
Yep! I spent five hours down at the bar. I approached seven girls and got rejected by all. One even had the bar tender toss me in the dumpster after beating me up!
How's that "lucky?"
Found a quarter!