You're a Book Store, Aintcha?

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: February 17, 2007

NO!
Excuse me?
You were going to ask me if I had one of your "Discount Cards!" And I am so sick of you asking me everytime I come in!
Actually, I was going to ask you if you ever "HEARD of our discount program?" And your answer is "no,' so that means I should TELL you about it.
Okay..So YES, I've HEARD OF YOUR DAMN PROGRAM..and I DON'T want one!
In all honesty, I was gonna ask you if your mother and father were related?