Dear Sir, The makers of the Whamo Hammer found offence at your remark about our product causing "anal leakage when using the Whamo Hammer with Non-Whamo Nails."
Unless you issue a follow up remark correcting this falsity, our lawyers will be contacting you regarding a costly libel suit.
Okay! Okay! You can get anal leakage when you use it with Whamo Nails also!
