You're a Book Store, Aintcha?

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: March 1, 2007

So...you...um...really don't work here?
No. But that book you were looking for is on that table right behind you.
I'm sorry. I guess if I wasn't so self absorbed, I would have been able to see that and not have made myself look like a complete ass.
That's okay. It happens.
Excuse me...do you work here?
Yes mam..how can I help you?