Burn Marks on the Carpet

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: March 8, 2007

Hey Chum, I've got a great investment opportunity for you!
OH NO! I remember the last opportunity....
They were called "April Poodles."
"The seasonal puppy treat. A meaty little sausage stuffed with a gel capsul full of jalapeno and Exlax."
Hey...I thought pet lovers WANTED to include thier dogs in the holiday season!
We're STILL getting calls from PETA!