Self Adhesive Klingons

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: March 15, 2007

Why does my mail always get returned as undelivered?
You never put enough postage on the envelopes, Mam.
I am NOT a Mam! I AM A SIR!
Sorry, Mam. It's hard to tell. You wear a girdle, a wig, and you dot your "I's" with little hearts.
Look, buddy! I'm not the one carrying a purse!