You're a Book Store, Aintcha

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: June 10, 2007

-Electronic hum............warning beeps-
I'm here for my copy of Harry Potter number seven.
I'm sorry, but it won't be released for another month.
beeep, beeep, beeep, beeep, beeep
NO, NO, NO! I know it is out! You are wrong!
No, sir...it's not.
Frickin' Unreasonable Customer Knowledge Defense 2007: engaged:
What happened to the "customer is always right?"
What happened to the "customer is always right?"