Ursus Religious Factus

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: June 29, 2007

It says here you carried the very cross you were crusified on.
Yes.
I guess that's where the expression, "The cross I bare," comes from. Huh?
Actually, that expression started out as, "The cross eyed bear."
That silly bear was always fuckin' up my expressions. Huh?
So, DID the Pope shit in the woods?