I Dream of Melvin

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: June 30, 2007

Melvin!
Yes Master?
How could you? The most important day of my life...and you made me CONSTIPATED! My date with Samantha will be a disaster!
-eeep-
She's sure to notice my irritable bowel! How will I keep from smelling?
No problem, Master! -blink- I removed your nose.