Letters from the Pipe Line: Sanitized for Your Protection

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: July 19, 2007

Dear TP Comics, The latest adventure of BATador truely scared me into abandoning my life of crime.
I am currently looking for work and was hoping you had an opening. My former position was "minion."
My "special ability" included long periods of urination. I feel this makes me qualified to be part of your editorial staff. Signed, Lenny.
I would also be good at "lawyering."