Sun Stroke, One Night Stands, and That Darn Song

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: July 19, 2007

Day one: Seperated from my unit, I marched across the desert. Survival on my mind.
-bzzzzzzz-
The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz-And the sky with no clouds...
Dear Diary: OMFG! Two days! I can't believe how hot it is! I'm gonna have a bitchin' tan, though!
-bzzzzzzz- fart!
The heat was hot and the ground was dry- But the air was full of sounds...
Dear Penthouse: I promised I would never tell a living soul...but there was the cutest little dude ranch on the ninth day...
I've been through the desert on a horse with no name.
Honey? It's Sharron! Don't you remember me?