Captain Jack or Kirk?

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: July 27, 2007

Computer?
Yesh, Captain? (oh, Captain) -hic-
What's the estimated time of arrival?
We've been shhhtreamin' through shpace for..hic...shometime, now.
You've been hittin' that Space Bar again, haven't ya?
Why have it...hic...if you don't use it? -snort- hic!