You're a Book Store, Aintcha?

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: July 31, 2007

Things heard in a Book Store:
I have to finish those returns, so I'll be in back stripping.
That means she's ripping the covers off paperbacks to send back to the publishers for credit.
I need to take that dump.
A "dump" is a cardboard merchandising display.
Look how shiney the floor is!
That means she's making a break for it, and if we need her...she'll be getting drunk at lunch.