The Green Finger: The Mean Green Drunk

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: August 20, 2007

Look at you. Standin' in the corner by yourself at your own bachelor party.
You wall flower! You're a nothing but a crappy ol' stick in the mud! -hic-
Hal...I take great offence in that remark. HEY! Where are the strippers? Bring out the yams!
Heya! It's Swamp Thang! Ya made it!