The Ghost of Ricky Nelson Beseaches You, Green Pointy Stick

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: August 21, 2007

I went to the bachelor party, and all the strippers were there.
POTSY!? What kinda strippers are they?
Well...there was a slight misunderstanding. (But the cake they jumped out of sure is good.)
Dr. Morton brought lyric chicken salad, and his brother danced with a chair.
Where's Christopher7?
I thought YOU were Christopher7!
But it's all right now. RedfeatheR now knows the truth. He can't blame everyone...and Hatrix still won't cuss for you.
AH HA! I knew it!
Gosh Golly Darn it! Why am I the only one here in my underwear?