You're a Book Store, Aintcha?

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: August 24, 2007

Howdy, Mam. I just wrote a book and I was hoping you would be kind enough to sell it at your Book Store.
Could I see it?
Sure. I just spent the last twelve years of my life living behind a strip joint in the gheto, writing about my experiences.
But...this is just three notebook pages stapled together?
Yep...TWELVE years of my life on those three pages! (Actually...it started out as FOUR pages...but I'm holding back for a sequal.)
Quick, let's call Oprah!