Desert Storm Barbie

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: August 28, 2007

Desert Storm Barbie. If you are not careful, you will die alone and uncollectable.
But I haven't felt the plastic fingers of a real action figure in so long!
Remember...you must learn to love yourself before you can get others to love you.
-sob- Oh, Eight Inch Mego Aquaman, you are right! You are wise beyond your packaging.
By the way, have you seen my shark?
Oh, I "jumped" him a while back.