Desert Storm Barbie

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: August 28, 2007

You know, Desert Storm Barbie. You are kinda cute.
Mmmm... Eight Inch Mego Aquaman, are you flirting with me?
What the fuck, Sis? You opened all my mint action figures! They're ruined!
But you NEVER play with them.
You know? That asshole is right...Aquaman doesn't belong in the desert.
Wanna go play in the sink?