Desert Storm Barbie

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: August 28, 2007

Honey? Did you break into your brother's room and open all his toys?
But Mommy, Desert Storm Barbie needed a social life.
I don't care. You will put all your brother's things back right now, young lady!
Okay, Mommy.
Damn. Here I am again. Rot in the sun. Sand up my cracks. Sucks to be Barbie.