Rat Bastard:Attorney at Law! (The Jumping the Shark Episode)

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: September 1, 2007

Mr. Bastard? Is it true you can "Get anybody off?"
Yes, Ms. Bea Arthur (star of television's Maude and The Golden Girls).
Even if I have to sleep with them to do it!
So to "get her off," I had to either sleep with her, the judge or you.
Ohhhh, Rat Bastard! Such a man!