Death Sells Diapers

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: September 1, 2007

Tonight on Entertainment T'night, we report on the sudden tragic death of Dude Puddin.
Dude Puddin was the star of Rat Bastard: Attorney at Law! on ABC television. His death is still being investigated.
The producers of Rat Bastard are devistated at the loss of thier star. Thier condolences go out to the commercial sponsors of the show.
We'll be right back after a word from Pampers.