Rat Bastard Lives!

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: September 1, 2007

Welcome back to Entertainment T'night where we are continuing our coverage of Dude Puddin's sudden death.
The Star of Rat Bastard was found shot, stabbed, stangled and man handled in his California home this morning.
Of corse the question on everybody's lips is, "How will the producers of Rat Bastard continue with the top ten television show?"
Here is Bob Tailring with a exclusive interview with the producers.
Will you be canceling the series?
No. We plan on using stock footage and clever editing to keep going. Possibly using old tricks like hiding the body behind boxes or laundry baskets.