You're a Book Store, Aintcha?

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: September 2, 2007

I'm Slam Panel: Strip Detective. I am investigating the death of a popular TV star.
Can I help you?
I notice that you have about a dozen books on the actor, Dude Puddin...and he's only been dead three days.
My first step was to research the dead man's past. Check to see who may have had a reason to kill him.
Oh yes. We have had quite an interest in books about the famous, "Rat Bastard: Attorney at Law!"
And where do you keep the NON-fiction biographies?
And the list of suspects was not getting any shorter.
Sir? They're ALL non-fiction
Lady, you just made the list!