TV Guide Channel: Jeers to Dude Puddin

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: September 2, 2007

Startling new evidence about the death of TV star, Dude Puddin. "Golden Girl," Bea Arthur has announced she is carrying Puddin's Love Child.
Yes. I am six months pregnant.
Bea Arthur was a reoccuring guest star on Dude Puddin's ABC drama, "Rat Bastard: Attorney at Law!"
Dude and I were romanticly entangled.
I tried to resist his charms...but we were soul mates, damit!
Sources indicate that Arthur and Puddin had an on-again-off-again relationship.
I wanted him to take me to Disney World...but the bastard told me I was already fuckin' goofy!
Hmmmm.