Slam Panel: Strip Detective!

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: September 3, 2007

My investigation led me to a beach.
I am told you have a nasty habit of guest staring in comic strips and television shows and end up chomping the cast.
Sharks gotta eat.
Here, I met a low-life called "Sharkie."
But you appeared on Rat Bastard: Attorney at Law three times last season...
I did notice he had sweet smelling breath.
Yet, you never bit a single lawyer. Why?
Professional courtesy.