Slam Panel: Strip Detective (Pretty Close to Real Life)

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: September 4, 2007

So Mr. Chen, why did you kill Cocoa Puddin?
I DIDN'T kill her. Cocoa was in charge of Dude Puddin's television contract. I wanted her to cancel "Rat Bastard: Attorney at Law."
Wait a minute! You're CHARLIE Chen, star of "Tales from a Rotting Corpse."
Kind of like "Twighlight Zone," except without the surprise ending.
Television: the place where dreams are born!
Didn't it last only one episode?
Yes. And if they canceled "Rat Bastard," "A Rotting Corpse" could come back!