Slam Panel: Strip Detective (Dog Eat Dawg World)

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: September 5, 2007

Call me paranoid . When a half eaten shark uses his last breath to tell you you have bad breath...
Hmmm. So the family dog has a secret.
Mr. Panel...how about a little somethin'...you know. For my troubles.
You keep an assortment of basics with you...Altoids, Certs, Tic Tac, Gummie worm! Something for all occasions...
Let's see...here ya go.
-chomp- chomp -munch-
Then it hits me! Like the Kennel Club across Mike Vick's crotch.
THAT'S IT!
Blech! Milkbone!