Slam Panel: Strip Detective! (There Just Wasn't Any Room)

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: September 5, 2007

Isn't it true, Mr Chen? You came to America, changed your name, and used it to make bad television?
It's true! I wanted to be an actor. I would have been bigger than Dude Puddin!
I was abandoned as a child. No one wanted Rice Puddin!
But I vowed that someday, Rice Puddin would be on everyone's lips!
Pop? How could you DESSERT me? Why didn't you want your Lil' Rice Puddin?
I ordered the crème brûlée.