Slam Panel: Strip Detective

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: September 6, 2007

You made sure all of your victims had a Milk Bone with them...knowing the mad dog would kill for one.
He was mad (MAD! I tell you).
You killed the rival to your fathers attention and the star of the show.
When Dude Puddin 'jumped the shark,' I sliped a milk bone in his briefs. But the shark got there first...caught me.
And you knew it was just a matter of time before the shark started to black mail you, right?
Yes...the shark was 'putting the bite on me.'