A Christmas Story: Thirty Years Later

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: September 13, 2007

Not only did my Aunt Martha think I was a girl, she thought I was perpetually five years old!
OH, Ralphie! Look at you! You are so adorable!
It was the same thing for Christmas every year. A horrendous pink bunny costume...and a card with five dollars in it.
-giggle-
I mean really! You can't get a lap dance for five dollars anymore!
Well...it's time for my set. Bye Ralphie.