Pizza is Evil: Four Bucks, Four Bucks, Four Bucks

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: September 24, 2007

Yay! It's the pizza delivery guy.
You know, they only come over when you call them and place an order.
But I want pizza.
Well...let's turn out the lights and pretend we're not home.
How will that help?
It'll put that damn pizza-guy in his place!