This Week on LOST (Season Preview)

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: September 30, 2007

Meet the new survivors of Oceanic Airlines flight 815.
Arrrg! I can't stand it! We've been locked in this airline bathroom stall for 45 days!
I think the plane crashed! And there's a cart blocking the door. We're locked in!
Dangers around every corner! Strong men go weak...weak men rise to the occasion!
We must get out of here. There's only a little bit of this blue water left...we'll die of thirst!
It's about to get worse!
There will be flash backs that will answer all!
Can I help you sir?
Umm..what the hell! Get me seven bean burritos and a soy burger!