This Week On LOST (Simon Says)

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: September 30, 2007

Trapped in a locked bathroom stall for 45 days:
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Pssst! Hey, over here?
Help me! When the plane crashed, I was taking a dump and got lodged down here in mid flush!
Did you try jiggling the handle?
NO! You don't understand. I'm suppose to be on "American Idol!"