This Week on LOST (Delegation)

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: October 1, 2007

The newest survivors of Oceanic Airlines flight 815 have been locked in the bathroom stall for 46 days!.
Chen, there have been strange noises coming from behind the fat man in the corner.
Well....it may just be the fat man's tummy rumbling. He's probably hungy.
NO! No, we can't be sure. You will have to go check BEHIND the fat man.
Okay! But if he's got gas...I'm gonna puke!
If it's not his tummy, then it's...
Yep. Polar bears.